The Sonia Show

0 notes

The writing is on the wall

The writing is on the wall

Yeah, so, because we’re lazy people, we are hiring someone to come clean our house.

Of course, that means I’m going to doing some cleaning before they get there. I don’t want them to know the truth about us. Do you think it’s OK if I just leave the bathtub the way it is, though?

wall

Most of that scribbling is by the Spawn. He’s really into the ABCs right now, so I wrote it out in the tub for him.…

View On WordPress

Filed under children Daily life family kids life moms motherhood spawn the sonia show

0 notes

Why is the Easter Bunny so creepy?

Why is the Easter Bunny so creepy?

Yeah, so, why is the Easter Bunny in the mall always so creepy? I have never seen a photo of a kid with the Easter Bunny in the mall that wasn’t nightmare material.

bunny4

My niece Lucy is strangely not afraid of this Easter Bunny, even though it has creepy tiny hands. Look at its hands!

bunny3

My nieces Lucy and Olivia pretending they are not horrified. This bunny has hands that are in proportion with its…

View On WordPress

Filed under Daily life kids life moms motherhood parenthood parenting random Random thoughts spawn the sonia show

0 notes

We bought a zoo (membership)

We bought a zoo (membership)

Yeah, so, before I had a kid, I almost never went to the zoo.

I think the last time I went to the zoo (that didn’t involve my kid or a weird work-related zoo board meeting) I might have been 18. I think a boy took me to the zoo on a date, because we weren’t old enough to go to a bar. “Want to walk around and look at animals?” “Umm, I guess.”

What I’m saying is, I go to the zoo all the time now,…

View On WordPress

Filed under Daily life kids life parenthood parenting random Random thoughts san francisco spawn the sonia show

0 notes

My son = outbreak monkey

My son = outbreak monkey

Yeah, so, I’m a little surprised. I wrote a blog post in which I used the term “ass play” and it didn’t get a million visits. Disappointing, you guys. I guess I don’t really know what you want at all. Ha! I’ll stick to writing about the kid.

As you know, the Spawn has been a boy of few words. Lots of babbling, few words. Long story short: The Boy couldn’t hear for about year, so he’s got some…

View On WordPress

Filed under children Daily life kids life moms motherhood random Random thoughts the sonia show

0 notes

Glen Park is the real San Francisco, you guys

Glen Park is the real San Francisco, you guys

Yeah, so, mighty, mighty good man David got a new job!

He’s really excited, and I am super proud of him. He’s the marketing communications director for a visual effects software company with offices in Bulgaria and Los Angeles. Don’t worry. We’re not moving. David is going to be their man in San Francisco. They hired him just in time for a road show promoting their software, so David is going to…

View On WordPress

Filed under Daily life life random Random thoughts san francisco the david show the sonia show

0 notes

The Mommy Uniform

Yeah, so, my name is Sonia, and I wear a mommy uniform.

I wouldn’t say I’m any kind of fashionista, but I usually try to wear cute stuff. I have a closet full of dresses that I wear to work or out to dinner and/or drinks.

Here I am in my cube at work showing off the luggage the corporate overlords gave me for five years of service. Think they are trying to tell me something?

Here I am in my cube at work showing off the luggage the corporate overlords gave me for five years of service. Think they are trying to tell me something?

But, if you see me on…

View On WordPress

Filed under Daily life kids life me moms motherhood parenthood parenting random Random thoughts shopping the sonia show

0 notes

New glasses, you guys!

New glasses, you guys!

Yeah, so, I got new glasses … again.

This counts as big news in my life, especially because they’re dark blue.

Blue glasses, and my hair is flipped: This is the closest thing I can manage to a "new look."

Blue glasses, and my hair is flipped: This is the closest thing I can manage to a “new look.”

Since I have to wear glasses every day, I’ve decided to start a collection. I need variety, you guys. So far, I’ve got three pair of glasses, and one pair of sunglasses. Up next: some of those…

View On WordPress

Filed under Daily life life me random Random thoughts the sonia show

0 notes

The Spawn has a fever, and the cure isn’t more cowbell

The Spawn has a fever, and the cure isn’t more cowbell

Yeah, so, you guys are never going to guess what happened … The Spawn started preschool this month, and now he’s totally sick. Weird, right? I mean, toddlers are well known for not spreading germs, so this is really a shock. *end of sarcasm*

When it comes to being sick, we’ve been pretty lucky with our boy. He’s had a few colds, and there was the time he had to get tubes in his ears, but – in…

View On WordPress

Filed under children Daily life kids life moms motherhood parenthood parenting random Random thoughts spawn the sonia show

0 notes

Taking the elevators at BART really stinks

Taking the elevators at BART really stinks

Yeah, so, one of things we love about our hood is that it has a BART station. We just stroll down the hill, and we’re at the Glen Park BART station.

We love to take BART places, so we don’t have to worry about parking, which usually sucks ass in San Francisco. Plus, if we have been drinking, we don’t have to do the ol “I thought you were the designated driver” dance that I’m sure has ended many a…

View On WordPress

Filed under Daily life life random Random thoughts san francisco the sonia show